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The bus from Wokha to Kohima leaves early at 4:30 AM, and the passengers were all seated in their respective seats except for seat No. 1, where two middle-aged men were trying to figure out who was the rightful passenger to be seated there. Both of them had tickets that said seat No.1. The driver couldn't move as both parties were adamant on being seated at the top 1 seat. After 30 minutes, the ticket counter guy came out and asked everyone to step out of the bus. He called aside the two men, and checked their tickets and he beamed 'It's sorted. I got the problem solved'. It so happened that on one of the tickets it was marked S1 meaning SEAT NO.1, and on the other scribbled M1 meaning MURA NO.1.

A HAMUK vendor in B.O.C bazaar trying 2 impress his customers_ "itu best quality Hamok ase. Ekbar tani time the olai jai"

An ignorant man, who was an active worker in a certain political party came from Tuensang to Dimapur to meet the party chief.. Pleased with his commitment to the party the chief rewarded him a handsome amount of money. Happy with this that man before leaving Dimapur for Tuensang took some whiskey shots and embarked on his journey back home. On the way, the bus stopped at a certain place in Assam to have tea. That man got out with his friends, still drunk he started boozing again. While he was busy displaying his oratory skills to his friends the bus left them in full throttle. The man acted with a reflex and started running after it, with only one question in his mind, "what I’ll do, if I don’t get boarded. I'd be abandoned in the wilderness". Thinking this, he got so fresh and ran as fast as he could. Fortunately, after about a km chase the bus stopped at a checkpoint. Thanking his luck, the man boarded the bus, to his surprise the bus was full of new passengers, He got so shocked. When he inquired, he learned that the bus was bound for Mokokchung and the Tsg bus was still at the highway stall. He got down and started running back.. At last he reached the stall, the Tsg bus was still there, a sigh of relief. But wait, everyone was staring at him profusely.... So embarrassed, he announced, "sallah, mokokchung dey ekta chitti pathabole thakisheley!"

A britisher came to Nagaland and tried to learn Nagamese.
After a few weeks he coud learn only 2 sentences
1. Ooh light jaise...
2. Waoo light aahise


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