So, are you still working on your 2011 New Year resolution? We all make promises to improve ourselves at the beginning of each New Year. It has become quite a part of our New Year celebration and 2012 is not going to be an exception.
Although 2011 is still in progress, it is not too early to look forward to 2012. At least we can plan ahead on how we are going to improve ourselves in the next year. Hence, let us take a look at the possibilities of planning ahead for the 2012 New Year resolution. The beginning of every year brings in new hope and enthusiasm. We look forward to a new beginning and hope things to improve from the last year. We like to forget about our pasts and its daunting memories and wish for a new start. Hence, New Year is celebrated with pomp and joy by every race around the world. New Year brings in new promises. Hence, it can’t hurt to plan ahead for your 2012 New Year resolution which will help you make a better person.
Funny New Year Resolutions
• I won't take bath everyday, this is my bit to conserve water.
• I will stop giving excuses to my girlfriend for being late on every date. And, I am not lying this time.
• I will stop sitting idle. Would rather utilize my precious time by sitting on Facebook.
• I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.
• I will stop staring at my gorgeous fitness instructor. So, I will become more focused on my fitness and will spend more time in the gym.
• I will not stare at other girls, when with my girlfriend, though I am not sure when I'd be alone.
• If someone would ask me for choosing one between Babes and Bikes. Babes, I sympathize with you.
Serious New Year Resolutions
• I will mend broken relationships.
• I will focus more on giving rather than taking.
• I will make it sure to give my wife a good night kiss whenever she sleeps, and a peck on her forehead even before sun's rays wake her up.
• I will quit smoking. Not for me, but for my family.
• I will stand by my love come what may. It is not a resolution but a vow.
• Every morning I would say these words to my wife, “Give me all of your tears and take from me all of my smiles".
• I would try to become my daughter's best friend.
• I will do my bit to stop corruption in my country.
• I would never ever doubt my wife's commitment for me. And, this is a resolution for the whole life.
• I will not crib about things, would rather remain content for what has life given to me.
Famous New Year Resolution Quotes
• Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. ~John Selden
• Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. ~Oprah Winfrey
• Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.
~Walter Scott
• "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." ~Bill Vaughan
• "Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average … which means, you have met your New Year's resolution." ~Jay Leno
Wackiest New Year Resolutions
• I will stop biting my nails as some places in my nose have become unreachable.
• I will save money from this New Year. And, making missed calls tops my to-do list.
• I will try to find out the reason behind me having an email id on almost every e-mail service which exists.
• I will stop irritating my Facebook friends by storming their wall with Farmville updates.
• I will stop changing my profile picture 100 times a day, now I would change it only 10 times.
• I vow to brush my teeth everyday. Mom, please exclude Sunday from everyday.
• I will stop replying with K, LOL, to my friends' texts.
Although 2011 is still in progress, it is not too early to look forward to 2012. At least we can plan ahead on how we are going to improve ourselves in the next year. Hence, let us take a look at the possibilities of planning ahead for the 2012 New Year resolution. The beginning of every year brings in new hope and enthusiasm. We look forward to a new beginning and hope things to improve from the last year. We like to forget about our pasts and its daunting memories and wish for a new start. Hence, New Year is celebrated with pomp and joy by every race around the world. New Year brings in new promises. Hence, it can’t hurt to plan ahead for your 2012 New Year resolution which will help you make a better person.
Funny New Year Resolutions
• I won't take bath everyday, this is my bit to conserve water.
• I will stop giving excuses to my girlfriend for being late on every date. And, I am not lying this time.
• I will stop sitting idle. Would rather utilize my precious time by sitting on Facebook.
• I will stop peeping into my boyfriend's female friends profile on facebook.
• I will stop staring at my gorgeous fitness instructor. So, I will become more focused on my fitness and will spend more time in the gym.
• I will not stare at other girls, when with my girlfriend, though I am not sure when I'd be alone.
• If someone would ask me for choosing one between Babes and Bikes. Babes, I sympathize with you.
Serious New Year Resolutions
• I will mend broken relationships.
• I will focus more on giving rather than taking.
• I will make it sure to give my wife a good night kiss whenever she sleeps, and a peck on her forehead even before sun's rays wake her up.
• I will quit smoking. Not for me, but for my family.
• I will stand by my love come what may. It is not a resolution but a vow.
• Every morning I would say these words to my wife, “Give me all of your tears and take from me all of my smiles".
• I would try to become my daughter's best friend.
• I will do my bit to stop corruption in my country.
• I would never ever doubt my wife's commitment for me. And, this is a resolution for the whole life.
• I will not crib about things, would rather remain content for what has life given to me.
Famous New Year Resolution Quotes
• Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty. ~John Selden
• Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right. ~Oprah Winfrey
• Each age has deemed the new-born year
The fittest time for festal cheer.
~Walter Scott
• "Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to." ~Bill Vaughan
• "Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average … which means, you have met your New Year's resolution." ~Jay Leno
Wackiest New Year Resolutions
• I will stop biting my nails as some places in my nose have become unreachable.
• I will save money from this New Year. And, making missed calls tops my to-do list.
• I will try to find out the reason behind me having an email id on almost every e-mail service which exists.
• I will stop irritating my Facebook friends by storming their wall with Farmville updates.
• I will stop changing my profile picture 100 times a day, now I would change it only 10 times.
• I vow to brush my teeth everyday. Mom, please exclude Sunday from everyday.
• I will stop replying with K, LOL, to my friends' texts.
