Bob’s Banter

  • Nobody’s Looking At Me Dad..!
    This was a TV ad a few years ago: A little girl stares out of the window of an old car, looking lost and lonely, stares forlornly at her father and asks, Why doesnt anybody look at me dad?Dear father is concern
  • A Medical Breakthrough..!
    This new doctor at the hospital is good, really good, said Aunt Susan as she hobbled over to my mother and gave her a hug.You took your time visiting him didnt you? complained my mother.Ah well! After he gave m
  • Are You An Idiot?
    Mother! cried the little girl, I dont want to go to college anymore! The lecturer called me an idiot! The mother left her cooking and walked over to where her daughter sat, And are you one?I dont know! whispere
  • If the World was a Ship..!
    In a play Ive just written, I have waiters in a restaurant singing, If the world was a café! Yes, what a beautiful world it would be,'" sing the waiters in barbershop quartet style, but today Id like to ask, W
  • Block Party..!
    This was many years ago, while visiting my parents in America: What are our neighbours doing? I asked my father, as I peered out of my parents apartment in New York.Theyre having a block party, he said peering
  • Heaven with Bach and Shakespeare..!
    Tears of ecstasy rolled down my cheeks as I listened to Beethovens Ninth Symphony, and as the choir thundered in German, Deine Zauber binden wieder, Was die Mode streng geteilt.I sang along, Alle Menschen werde
  • Providing Fishing Nets..!
    "...Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Provide him with a net and you feed him for a lifetime…"  Adapted Chinese proverb.Last week, I was invited for a function where adman Piyush Pandey relea
  • We Need a Sense of Humour..!
    Give me a sense of humor, Lord;Give me the grace to see a joke,To get some humor out of life,And pass it on to other folk.Ah! Tis easier writing tragedy than crafting comedy! Its so easy for a writer to bring t
  • A Fire Dog and Your Purpose..!
    I'm useless! I don't think I'm cut out for anything!I nearly choked on my food as I heard this from the lady standing at my side. It was lunch break at a seminar on Purpose and Work I was addressing and I'd not
  • Friendly Fire and the Congress..!
    In Lexington, Virginia, lie the mortal remains of a legend, General Stonewall Jackson. General Jackson earned his nickname at the First Battle of Manassas. This was during the American Civil War, the Confederat
  • Fooled by the Golden Glow..!
    The other day an employee of mine showed me his phone worth a huge amount. But thats a costly phone! I said. With my credit card sir! he said.And today, thats what I see; with no money in the wallet but wi
  • Giving and Receiving Help..!
    The other day I decided to do something a bit wicked, not too naughty to make you stop reading farther, but just a wee bit wicked. Id often found people leaning across and telling me, when there was about to be
  • A Spittin’ Image..!
    The doctor said to a new father, "You have a cute baby.""I bet you say that to all the new parents," smiled the proud daddy."No," he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking.""So what do you
  • Their only moments of passion..!
    They were holding hands at the next table.I have nothing against holding hands, I've held my own fair share and more during the springtime of my youth, but these two at the next table seemed to have hands meant
  • Cheerleader Shouts versus Stillness..!
    Laughter can conceal a heavy heart; when the laughter ends, the grief remains. Proverbs 14:13.This actually happened after a session with a group of company executives, where Id spent almost a day training them
  • Your Chair and You..!
    As a writer and journalist, I often had to visit men and women in different leadership positions at their offices. As soon as I was ushered into their offices, the chair on which they sat told me where I stood.
  • The Peepul Leaf and I..!
    It seemed like a dance of death as the peepul leaf floated down to me, You poor leaf, I cried, Let me get some glue, you know the quick fix type and paste you back to the branch you fell from!No! said the peepu
  • Killer Rage..!
    ...When I lose my temper, I lose my reason too;I'm never proud of anything, which angrily I do..The child looked at his father, who red with rage yelled into the phone. "You idiot, d'you know who I am?""Dad.."
  • Today Darlin’, I Didn’t..!
    Many years ago, a friend of mine who was planning to get married sat with me one evening and discussed the kind of wife he would like to have. She should be a working woman, he said very definitely. W
  • Guns and State Warfare..!
    Somewhere in the US, arms manufacturers seemed to be throwing a party. There was the firing of cannon, rifle and pistol shots coming from their estates. The local police were baffled and rode over to see what t
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